In honor of Nene, I want to do another limirick. Remember to keep it clean. :P
There once was a girl of New York,
Who ate ALL her food with a fork.....
You finish it!
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There once was a girl of New York
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She shoveled it in,
Then said with a grin,
I hope that I won't look like pork.
(I thought I'd better hurry and play...there aren't many words that rhyme with York :0s )
There once was a girl of New York,
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Till late one fine day
At Jin Lee’s buffet
She ate her cooked pork with a spork.
There once was a girl of New York
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She said, "I don't know
How the soup course will go,
But I guess I will just make it work."
Wow, you guys are good. I am going to have to stop posting the first thing that comes to mind, I guess, and start thinking about it. :0)
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But when soup was for dinner,
She got thinner and thinner,
Until she resembled a stork!
Any other takers?
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The dessert became mushy
The ice cream got slushy
And her scoop hit the floor with a "splork!"
Okay, I'm going to call this one. I have to say that I really enjoyed reading all of these. I guess I'm a sucker for limericks. I wrote one myself, but of course it isn't in the judging.
ReplyDeleteThere once was a girl of New York
Who ate ALL her food with a fork.
Her soup she did nibble,
and down her chin dribble,
so she really looked like a dork. :)
When I first posted this, I didn't stop to think about how hard it was to rhyme with York. As I was driving down the street thinking about what I would write, it occurred to me that there weren't very many words! (cork, dork, fork,pork,stork, torque,work,...) So the winner I have chosen is someone who thought "outside the box", and came up with a really creative limerick.
Congratulations to Twist! I loved the spork! I'm assuming everyone else in this world call them that too. lol
All you people here are just too good and I am developing a massive complex!
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