Word of the Day

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Round 5

In honor of Nene, I want to do another limirick. Remember to keep it clean. :P

There once was a girl of New York,
Who ate ALL her food with a fork.....

You finish it!

9 comments:

  1. There once was a girl of New York
    Who ate ALL her food with a fork.
    She shoveled it in,
    Then said with a grin,
    I hope that I won't look like pork.

    (I thought I'd better hurry and play...there aren't many words that rhyme with York :0s )

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  2. There once was a girl of New York,
    Who ate ALL her food with a fork
    Till late one fine day
    At Jin Lee’s buffet
    She ate her cooked pork with a spork.

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  3. There once was a girl of New York
    Who ate ALL her food with a fork
    She said, "I don't know
    How the soup course will go,
    But I guess I will just make it work."

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  4. Wow, you guys are good. I am going to have to stop posting the first thing that comes to mind, I guess, and start thinking about it. :0)

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  5. There once was a girl of New York
    Who ate ALL her food with a fork,
    But when soup was for dinner,
    She got thinner and thinner,
    Until she resembled a stork!

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  6. There once was a girl of New York
    Who ate ALL her food with a fork,
    The dessert became mushy
    The ice cream got slushy
    And her scoop hit the floor with a "splork!"

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  7. Okay, I'm going to call this one. I have to say that I really enjoyed reading all of these. I guess I'm a sucker for limericks. I wrote one myself, but of course it isn't in the judging.

    There once was a girl of New York
    Who ate ALL her food with a fork.
    Her soup she did nibble,
    and down her chin dribble,
    so she really looked like a dork. :)

    When I first posted this, I didn't stop to think about how hard it was to rhyme with York. As I was driving down the street thinking about what I would write, it occurred to me that there weren't very many words! (cork, dork, fork,pork,stork, torque,work,...) So the winner I have chosen is someone who thought "outside the box", and came up with a really creative limerick.

    Congratulations to Twist! I loved the spork! I'm assuming everyone else in this world call them that too. lol

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  8. All you people here are just too good and I am developing a massive complex!

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