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Monday, December 5, 2011

Make Me Laugh, Make Me Laugh, Make Me Laugh!!

Today in Lubbock, Texas, it snowed! And will be snowing for the next few days! Now to some, this is a laughable concept!

Although not creative. For this Word Joust, I want you to make me laugh! Your topic is Snow! It can be a rhyme, a pun, a picture, a limerick, a song, a story, an ironic sentence or a couplet; anything that is related to snow and will make me laugh! Extra points will be rewarded to those that I laugh out loud at!
This game will probably be extended through the holidays because I know everyone will be busy. Keep that in mind when you are posting and don't feel rushed. Enjoy your holidays, and Happy Jousting!!


  1. I am going to cheat and give you a few jokes I made up several years ago: Why did the snowman's girl friend give him the brush-off? She thought he was a flake. Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snow bank. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Cold cereal. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Cold cuts. How do snowmen pay their bills? With cold cash. Can snowmen smell? No, but they don't carrot all. Where do Snowmen go on vacation? Glacier National Park. Can a snow man keep a secret? Yes, he keeps it under his hat. There are more, but these are all I can remember from memory. :0)

  2. Q: How many snowflakes does it take to build a snowman?
    A: About a billion but they all have to stick together.

    Q: What kind of snowflakes make the best snowballs?
    A: The tough kind that play hard ball.

    Q: Which snowflakes are the best to eat?
    A: The ones that melt in your mouth, but not in your hands. :)

    Q: Which kind of snowflake is the funniest?
    A: Corn flakes

    Q: Which kind of snowflake is undependable?
    A: The flakiest one.

    Q: Which kind of snowflakes make the best ice cream?
    A: The ones that take a licking, but keep on sticking.

  3. Why did the Snowman's girlfriend break up with him in May? She thought he was a drip.

  4. Since I can never remember a joke, I decided to try my hand at songwriting. (???)

    Frosty the Snowman
    Is who I am today,
    'Cause it's cold outside
    and I want to hide
    Under my covers all this day.

    Oh the weather outside is frightful
    But my dear, this tub's delightful!
    The water's is hot, but cold - I'm not!
    So let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

    Dashing thru the snow
    Trying to stay warm,
    I should have parked up close
    Instead of running through this storm!
    The skies are cold and gray
    No sun, no shining ray!
    I should go home, not try to shop
    And stay inside all day.

    The wind screams! Are you listening?
    In the lane snow is drifting.
    I'm losing my sight,
    Is it day or night?
    Walking in a Winter Blizard-land.

  5. Great entries so far but I notice a few regulars are missing. I will give a couple more days and I'll (try to remember to) post my judgement on Saturday!

  6. All right, I'm going to have to call it!
    This was such a tough one to call! I loved Nene's songs and know what creativity it takes to come up with those, so well done! I also loved Delirious's jokes, some that did make me LOL!
    However, Inklings takes the prize with her snowman jokes because not only did I LOL, but I retold them to others and made them LOL too!
    Congratulations, Inklings! I look forward to the next joust!