New Year Resolutions

So now that we are approaching the new year, I thought we should go along with that theme for our next game. And while still in the spirit of giving, I thought we all should give one last gift this year. I would like all of you to make up some new year's resolutions for celebrities or famous people. :D For example, Richard Simmon's new year resolution could be: Wear longer exercise shorts. :P Don't hold back, I'm sure they can benefit from your help!

IN THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS.....

I'm playing a wild card this time. Do anything you want - limerick, acrostic, anagram, ode, joke, or something you can come up with, but use this phrase: LUMP OF COAL. Tell what you did along with your answer, or Santa will leave you a lump of coal for Christmas for being naughty. :0)