We all know how hard it is to sometimes say exactly what you mean, when you want to say it. Politicians get bad publicity when they can't get things just right. And we all know how difficult it can get when you get your tang all tongueled up . . . I mean when you're tie-tangued . . . . I mean when you wix up mords. Well, wou mow yhat I nean . . . .
Anyway, your mission is to write an original tongue-twister. Forget all the "She sells sea shells" stuff. I want a POLITICAL tongue twister. It can deal with anything political, but other than that, the gloves are off. Points will be given to anyone who writes one I can't say 5 times, fast! Even more points if I can't even say it once!
Lood Guck!
This entry is a tribute to a Republican winning the lately departed Senator Kennedy's seat in Massachusetts. :0)
ReplyDeleteSecret sources say the Senate seems sober since shedding several shifty, shallow senators. Severed sections shreiked since some senators simply slept serenely. Strict security assures surviving sensitive Supremes, sending accusers spreading seriously, shocking slander.
Say this three times fast. :P
ReplyDeleteObama's abominable abomination
Encrypted Kennedys creakily keel in caskets as demoCRATS collapse in Cape Cod.
ReplyDeleteThis has run a week, now. Any more takers? If not, I will decide by tomorrow evening ( I hope).
ReplyDeleteSorry, I'm not feeling very political right now. Maybe next time.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so this was weird. The only one that was hard to say was the one by Delirious. I think because it was so short, it was able to be more twisting with the tongue. The others were funny, but because it took longer to get through them, they were less challenging. I told you it was weird. Anyway, Delirious wins this challenge!
ReplyDeleteJust for the record, I liked Inklings' the best. lol
ReplyDelete