WHAT IS A DRAMA LLAMA?

In a recent conversation someone said to me, "She's such a drama llama!"
Your misssion, should you choose to accept it, is to define just what a drama llama actually is. I'm looking for some explicit characteristics in whatever form you choose to take.

Changeventions!

The game for this week (Or until everybody gets to play) is to take an invention, anything at all, and change its purpose and name, to make it do something completely different. For example, a salt and pepper shaker becomes a chocolate and vanilla dispenser. As always, extra points will be given to creativity, hilariousness, and extra stuff such as a short story involving your new Changevention. Be Creative! Be Bold! Be Underlined and Italics! And as always, Happy Jousting!!