tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post6432492727988750313..comments2023-03-25T06:00:29.486-07:00Comments on Word Joust: Tell Me A Joke- Part 2Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-36045090565521402962010-03-01T02:41:33.386-08:002010-03-01T02:41:33.386-08:00Not sure I'd call this a glorified win, since ...Not sure I'd call this a glorified win, since it was my stupidity that caused it. Later I thought, "Why didn't I just go back and delete my dumb answers?" :0P But thanks Eutychus - glad I could give you a chuckle.<br /><br />Great. Now I have to come up with a game - the downfall of winning...<br /><br />And Delirious, that last joke.......yikes.Nenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13847303868378288229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-50896957065471873942010-02-28T21:50:33.190-08:002010-02-28T21:50:33.190-08:00Okay, one more from my Indian friend Ramana
Two M...Okay, one more from my Indian friend Ramana<br /><br />Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk..<br /><br />The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and start’s flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.<br /><br />This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.’<br /><br />Yes, I remember him as a baby’ says the other mother cheerfully.<br /><br />He’s a martyr now though‹ the mother confides Oh, so sad dear’ says the<br />other.<br /><br />And this is my second son, Khalid.He would have been 21.’<br /><br />Oh, I remember him,’ says the other happily, he had such curly hair when he<br />was born.’<br /><br />He’s a martyr too’ says the mother quietly.<br /><br />‘Oh, gracious me . . . ‘ says the other.<br /><br />‘And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.<br /><br />He would have been 18′, she whispers.<br /><br />Yes’ says the friend enthusiastically, ‘I remember<br />when he first started school’<br /><br />He’s a martyr also,’ says the mother, with tears in her eyes.<br /><br />After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother<br />looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says<br /><br />They blow up so fast, don’t they!!!Delirioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01564398770468606675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-87053074322163876872010-02-28T20:18:28.317-08:002010-02-28T20:18:28.317-08:00My Grandmother started running a mile a day when s...My Grandmother started running a mile a day when she turned 60. She's 90 now, and we have no idea WHERE THE HECK SHE IS!Mr. Giggleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05641950854577035374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-58550499554086532262010-02-28T20:15:27.473-08:002010-02-28T20:15:27.473-08:00I know this game is over, but I have one last joke...I know this game is over, but I have one last joke that I heard at church today. :D<br /><br />A man was 50 pounds over weight, and it was starting to affect his marriage. So he went to the Bishop for advice. The Bishop said, "I would like for you to run 10 miles every day for 30 days, then report back to me." The man agreed. He stuck to his committment and ran 30 miles every day. At the end of the month, he called the Bishop and reported back. The Bishop said, "Well, how does your wife feel now?" The man said, "How should I know, I'm 300 miles from home!" :DDelirioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01564398770468606675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-53924380489813731172010-02-28T20:02:25.053-08:002010-02-28T20:02:25.053-08:00Well this is a close one. Mr Giggles and his stran...Well this is a close one. Mr Giggles and his strange meds came up with what I think, were probably the most number of original jokes. Delirious and Inklings and their real world antidotes actually made my wife ask, "What's so funny?"<br />Fromagette got extra points for getting someone with her "knock knock joke which inadvertently made the winner Nene, who made me laugh the loudest and longest with, among other things, her innocent and hilarious response to the Knock knock joke. Well done to one and all and congrats Nene.eutychushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10358483532981233704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-86113893969185785652010-02-22T16:53:05.322-08:002010-02-22T16:53:05.322-08:00Though I wouldn't want to end on a sour note. ...Though I wouldn't want to end on a sour note. (ahem)<br />What say we end this in a day or so? Ya'll are great! I've gotten some good chuckles. I'm sure, however that many would hope for an end soon. So get your last punch (line) in and I'll begin to tally up the scores...eutychushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10358483532981233704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-44484114280553584872010-02-22T06:22:35.899-08:002010-02-22T06:22:35.899-08:00Q) What is a race car driver's LEAST favorite ...Q) What is a race car driver's LEAST favorite note?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />A) A - FlatMr. Giggleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05641950854577035374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-21735361771699440722010-02-22T06:21:39.013-08:002010-02-22T06:21:39.013-08:00Q) What is an eye doctor's favorite musical no...Q) What is an eye doctor's favorite musical note?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />A) C-SharpMr. Giggleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05641950854577035374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-64371112378456772732010-02-22T06:20:00.625-08:002010-02-22T06:20:00.625-08:00Q) What is an actor's favorite note in music?
...Q) What is an actor's favorite note in music?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />A) B - NaturalMr. Giggleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05641950854577035374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-66822412803571879072010-02-21T15:03:53.312-08:002010-02-21T15:03:53.312-08:00Old University presidents never die, they just los...Old University presidents never die, they just lose their faculties.... (I stole this one. lol)Delirioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01564398770468606675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-6629299552086181812010-02-19T04:56:13.988-08:002010-02-19T04:56:13.988-08:00Why don't the Olympic skiiers yell and holler ...Why don't the Olympic skiiers yell and holler when they ski downhill? Because they're supposed to "schuss"! :0DNenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13847303868378288229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-64962323152404426312010-02-17T06:30:29.015-08:002010-02-17T06:30:29.015-08:00Well, you see...nobody in jokes EVER does anything...Well, you see...nobody in jokes EVER does anything normal. I mean, come on, who (in their right mind) would EVER be in a boat in the middle of a lake with Bill Graham? Or how would one politician, let alone THREE, ever get to the Pearly Gates. See? Wierd. But by nature of being a joke, you're just supposed to overlook everything else. Kind of like commercials. Or elections.Mr. Giggleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05641950854577035374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-81452356858234042672010-02-16T09:11:55.725-08:002010-02-16T09:11:55.725-08:00Oh wait, maybe I figured out what kind of bar it w...Oh wait, maybe I figured out what kind of bar it was. :0DNenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13847303868378288229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-28867439560545566532010-02-16T09:10:46.497-08:002010-02-16T09:10:46.497-08:00He walks into a bar and orders Kool-Aid?He walks into a bar and orders Kool-Aid?Nenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13847303868378288229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-90604795070311349002010-02-15T00:48:57.537-08:002010-02-15T00:48:57.537-08:00This one is original...
A man walks into a bar. T...This one is original...<br /><br />A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like.<br />He says, "Give me a dribble glass full of Kool-Aid."<br />The bartender says, "You really don't want that."<br />The man asks why not.<br />The bartender says, "Because after a few minutes, it'll just lose its Punch!"<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Forgive me--it's late!Mr. Giggleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05641950854577035374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-43016781671856549392010-02-14T20:15:41.832-08:002010-02-14T20:15:41.832-08:00This one isn't original, I stole it off facebo...This one isn't original, I stole it off facebook. But at least I'm honest about it. lol<br /><br />Two cannibals were eating a clown. The one said to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"Delirioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01564398770468606675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-39919827202061446942010-02-14T13:35:00.510-08:002010-02-14T13:35:00.510-08:00Q: Why won't Paris Hilton ever buy 2 of anythi...Q: Why won't Paris Hilton ever buy 2 of anything?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />A; She can't count that high!Mr. Giggleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05641950854577035374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-40533214379216593662010-02-14T13:33:45.569-08:002010-02-14T13:33:45.569-08:00Q: Why doesn't Paris Hilton eat M & M'...Q: Why doesn't Paris Hilton eat M & M's?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />A: They're too hard to SPELL!Mr. Giggleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05641950854577035374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-86503839681516722762010-02-13T13:52:01.411-08:002010-02-13T13:52:01.411-08:00Ok, yes, Fromagette got me. Duh... Well, with th...Ok, yes, Fromagette got me. Duh... Well, with that I get to tell another joke:<br /><br />My husband and I were watching the movie, "Zulu" tonight. When it was over he said, "Isn't it amazing that the British won that war, being so outnumbered?" I said, "Well, sometimes you win, sometimes <br />Zu-lus!"Nenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13847303868378288229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-52638881777481646202010-02-13T08:52:07.188-08:002010-02-13T08:52:07.188-08:00He he he. Yes, that is the joke. Unfortunately, ...He he he. Yes, that is the joke. Unfortunately, it works much better in person and usually only works once (except that one time I got my cousin twice with it. Ah what a laugh).Fromagettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12632833106511956930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-73331911236175397252010-02-13T07:01:36.559-08:002010-02-13T07:01:36.559-08:00This is great!This is great!eutychushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10358483532981233704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-69687309382425005352010-02-13T03:01:34.849-08:002010-02-13T03:01:34.849-08:00Or is that the joke? :0+Or is that the joke? :0+Nenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13847303868378288229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-32452230932588442282010-02-13T03:01:17.724-08:002010-02-13T03:01:17.724-08:00Oh wait, don't you start it and then I say &qu...Oh wait, don't you start it and then I say "Who's there?"Nenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13847303868378288229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-34230768365088931412010-02-13T03:00:35.651-08:002010-02-13T03:00:35.651-08:00Ok Fromagette -
Knock, Knock...Ok Fromagette - <br /><br />Knock, Knock...Nenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13847303868378288229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709423213273431588.post-44355359104028279542010-02-12T17:13:45.677-08:002010-02-12T17:13:45.677-08:00Ok, so I have an awesome Knock-Knock joke...but yo...Ok, so I have an awesome Knock-Knock joke...but you have to start it.Fromagettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12632833106511956930noreply@blogger.com